McCain has put his bus, the Straight Talk Express, up for sale on eBay.

McCain denied that the move stemmed from money problems, stressing instead that he had decided to sell the bus so that it would no longer provide fodder for sarcastic headlines such as WHEELS COME OFF STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS or STRAIGHT TALK EXPRESS: OUT OF GAS?

This move should yield even better headlines, like MCCAIN OFFERS TOP ADVISOR ROLE FOR SALE ON EBAY.