So I’ve got this adorable 8th-grader, right? A blond, blue-eyed rough-and-tumble boy who’s very smart, but only reads books under threat of house arrest. Jacob makes good grades, but only because doing so is less painful in the Vincent household than the alternative. The kid is just not big on academics. Thus, it is a curse to this boy of ours that he is an ace speller.
He can’t help it. This first manifested itself in 3rd grade, when Jacob unwittingly advanced to the Association of Christian Schools International (ACSI) district-level spelling bee, took second place (after a grueling spell-down with a cute Asian girl), and was thrilled that was as far as he could go at age eight. In subsequent years, he was careful not to study for the impromptu school-level bees that lead to further, more formalized torture — and also careful not to let us know when the grade-level bees were coming, lest we make him study.
But this year, the unthinkable happened: Jacob messed up and won.
I guess the words this time were too easy for him to credibly take a dive. So he won the 8th grade bee at school. Then, last week, he won at the district level. Now the poor kid is going to Pasadena for regionals in February. If he wins there, he’ll have to go to Washington, D.C.!
Truth be told, Jacob was kind of excited when he found out about that. Now, he’s actually studying. Which brings me to our Something Light topic for today: Have you seen the ACSI 8th grade spelling word list?!
As a writer, I thought I knew a lot of words. Now, I find that thousands of 8th graders are learning words that I not only don’t know, but never even heard of!
So here’s our Something Light challenge: I’m going to give you a selection of 8th grade spelling-bee words from the official, published ACSI list that Jacob is studying every day. You must define as many of the words as you can, without looking them up. (We’ll be relying on the honor system.) Guessing is perfectly okay.
We’ll have two different kinds of winners:
1. Most words correctly defined without looking them up (one winner, unless there’s a tie).
2. Funniest made-up definitions (potentially lots of winners.)
Each winner will receive a digital laurel wreath and a hearty virtual handshake. Click “more” below for the word list and we will soon learn the answer to my topic question: Are you smarter than my 8th grader?
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