The Port Huron Statement was authored in 1962 by the Students for a Democratic Society (SDS), and many argue that this document made the sixties as radical as they were.  The SDS, thankfully, has been dormant for about 40 years, but this accidentally hilarious Times article says that’s about to change.  A new crop of student radicals is about to resurrect the beast.  This is not from The Onion.  It’s from the Times.  Read on.

Sixteen students sat around a table in the Manhattan cafeteria of the New School discussing where commas should go. They were rewriting, for the third time, a mission statement for their chapter of Students for a Democratic Society, the activist group that had been dormant for nearly 40 years. They wanted the document to be collectively produced, but after more than three weeks of communal drafting, no one seemed particularly content with the results.

One student thought the phrase “we accept all persons” should be broadened to cover animals. Another worried that the word “delineation” was alienating because “it means drawing lines, and don’t we object to lines?” The only sentence everyone seemed to support wholeheartedly was the final one: “Power to the People!”

Holy moly.

HT: Phi Beta Cons