How to be a writer in 20 years or more
Everybody wants to write a novel or a screenplay. If you don’t, you’re lying to yourself. And if you lie to yourself, you might just make a great writer. People often resolve to write Something Grand right around this time of year, and so, now that we’re well into January, this is right about the time you forgot about wanting to write the Next Great Novel/Movie. I’ve read too many good books on the writing life, writing stories, writing essays, writing plays and novels and poems and speeches. This article by George Singleton may be the most practical, helpful How-To I’ve ever read on writing fiction. And it may be the only How-To-Write-Fiction article ever to include an exercise in recycling aluminum cans. Here’s part of what Singleton suggests on Day One:
Wake up early and sit in front of the computer, or open up a nice Mead composition notebook. It doesn’t matter. I will assume that you know what a short story is – basically a five thousand word piece of fiction with a recognizable beginning, middle, and end that involves a protagonist trying to best an antagonist. There will be rising action, and conflict, and dialogue, and maybe even a beautiful lyrical passage shoved somewhere in the middle when you’re not quite sure where the story’s headed [...] Anyway, write one thousand words on the first day.
Great advice, and so hard to do.




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Brilliant article. I guess I need to rededicate myself to working on my novel.
Oh wait: I never started. I’m so bad at planning.
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LOL! I loved this article. If you are really lazy, you can be like me and forget the short story. Just write poems, song lyrics, Christmas Missives and blog. It doesn’t pay well, but it is fun.
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No, not everyone wants or needs to write a novel. Many people can’t even read or write. some just want to write songs and really sick folks just write very bad prose they call poetry
When someone says an all inclusive superlative like everyone – you know they are lying even if they are claiming others are when they use it
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LLAMA,
Everyone knows that everyone who uses emoticons is not equipped to write a novel.
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Dude, that was awesome. And it was really good advice, too, for all the humor of it. They always say that you should write everyday. *sigh*
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^ I’m another one of those aspiring novelists. (:
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I wrote a novel. It got as far as a senior editor. She turned it down for being, “Unpolished and too unique for our needs.” I took that as a nice way of saying “sloppy and weird”. I’m considering hiring an editor to look at the next one. That may take care of the sloppy. I don’t know what to do about the weird.
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Who was it? LonChaney? Somebody a couple of years ago made an offer, right here on WMB, to write an “opposing view” column or some such for WORLD (on Dead Tree — WODT, not to be confused with NRODT). He offered several times, but I never saw a response here. Personally, I’m checking my email daily to find WODT’s request to publish my column, “Unencumbered By Data.”
For you frustrated novelists who just can’t get started, let me recommend National Novel Writing Month: nanowrimo.org
Harrison, I think you’re completely wrong — soon, novels will be loaded with emoticons.
That, and bold text!!!
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Stubob:
A lot of ‘em already are. That’s what editors are for. And in young adult novels, those things stay.
I have written two books of children’s fiction, not yet published. I have absolutely no desire to write adult fiction. (I’ve published adult nonfiction, two books so far.)
And as an insider in publishing (15 years this spring), I can tell you it’s really, really hard to get anything published. I think this year will be big for me: I should hear about one book this month, and I think it will be a yes, and I’m trying to get an agent for another, and for the kids’ fiction I have a publisher that told me to send it to them this spring if I didn’t have a publisher by then. But that’s after years of trying for some of these books, knowing just the right people, already being in print, sending in books that are well-written, etc. More and more people (even people who write very well) are giving up and self-publishing, and I personally think that self-publishing will soon turn the industry upside down.
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KBells: Not to promote my line of work, but there are several editors who frequent this blog and might be interested in taking a look at your work?
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Cheryl D, Congratulations on all your success. I do believe that you are right about the self-publishing. That has happened a lot in the music industry. Of course, the problem then is in distribution of what you have written or performed.
llama, you haven’t even read my stuff!
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Outcast, I’ll remember that. Right now, I’ve given up on the first book and blocked on the second one.
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Everybody wants to write a novel or a screenplay.
No, I don’t.
If you don’t, you’re lying to yourself.
No, I’m not.
Really.
I would like to to write a symphony, but I honestly don’t think there’s one in me. Sigh.
I do think I could write an entry for the Bulwer-Lytton writing contest, and maybe even get an honorable mention.
That’s about it.
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KBells,
Some people like weird. Keep at it.
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I love weird! And Stubob #8, the National novel writing month thing was awesome. I got sucked in. (:
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I think I am going to write some really bad Haiku’s about everyone wanting to write novels but I’m not going to follow the simple rules required for Haiku.
Then I am going to publish them on WMB with plenty of
and have Harrison edit them for me by turning them into prose, which he is very good at by the way, and thus a fine novel for me – but he will probably call it a very long poem based on a collection of improperly structured short stories
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Sigh. If only it weren’t true.
Trust me, I’ve been sending out royalty statements lately. You can make more per hour recycling aluminum cans.
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