Memories of the Huckabees
Huckabee’s still in it, but barely. Just barely. Or maybe not. Either way, here are two encomia to the man and his wife. The first is an article about Janet Huckabee with a title that belies the irony of a healthy marriage: ”Shoots Bear, Submits to Husband.”
She likes her pie, is middleweight boxing champ Jermain Taylor’s biggest fan, and, with the help of her Baptist decorator, made a hash of the Arkansas governor’s mansion, jettisoning draperies to let the light in and stowing antiques in favor of faux. She slams doors, packs heat, and, like most of us, will never be confused with Jackie Kennedy: “Janet is not White House material; I doubt she’s learned which fork to use,” says one of her Little Rock detractors, who was apolitical before Mrs. H. made him apoplectic. “She’s such a big old horsy woman, she has no grace. I’ve seen her chew gum on television!” So it’s a shame she doesn’t give more speeches and interviews, because what a lot of Americans would say to a person of such poor comportment and little breeding is: Come and sit here, by me.
The second article is an older one about Huckabee the Joker and how it’s both good and bad to have a funny president.
Some of our most popular recent presidents have been able to keep people smiling. John Kennedy was a first-class wit who delighted in humor for its own sake. Reagan was more of a grandfatherly teller of set-piece jokes with some famous quips. “Honey, I forgot to duck,” he told his wife after he was shot. To the surgeons he said, “I hope you’re all Republicans.” Clinton was a great storyteller and knew how to make fun of himself.
So what’s wrong with Huckabee’s sense of humor? Does it belie a lack of seriousness?




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This has nothing to do with his humor or lack thereof, and everything to do with his trustworthiness as a true conservative.
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I like his sense of humor. It’s his most endearing quality. And his wife sounds much more interesting than most political wives.
Outkast, is that what you have determined for yourself, or what other people have told you? It seems to be the current theme in the press these days.
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Ronald Reagans big role was in Hellcats of the Navy. Somehow we can translate that role into president.
Mike Huckabee seems more like his big role would be Goober or Gomer Pyle. Soory, that doesn’t translate to the president. It’s time for him to exit stage left.
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McCain is the Republican nominee. It’s done. What think ye?
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Huckabee should be McCain’s veep, as he’d allay some of the concerns that evangelicals have about McCain, um, rough edges. If the GOP ticket isn’t elected, Huck’s now on the national radar enough that another run in 2012 would probably get more support.
Of all the candidates, McCain and Huckabee stand as the ones who pass the “beer test” with the highest scores. The beer test asks whether or not you’d actually sit down and have a beer with in a social setting. Most of the candidates are likeable enough people that they’d be ok to have a beer with; Romney’d probably be kinda lame, and Hillary would be a pain, but all the other candidates on both sides would probably be decent companions. But McCain and Huck seem like they’d be the most fun.
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“I no Barack Obama and McCain is no Barack.”
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RobHays, I don’t think I could sit and have a casual conversation with John McCain. I’d have to press him on McCain-Feingold, and I don’t think that would go over very well.
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McCain has recognized the need to reach out and strike deals with those on the other side of the aisle. I only wish he would win them over to a more conservative vision (which he would articulate). But Americans say that they want leaders who can be bipartisan and put the national interest ahead of any one party ideology. His coziness with the Squire of Chappiquiddick has been troubling to many, however.
The “amnesty bill” McCain supported put huge fines on employers who hire illegals. How is that amnesty?
I as a soldier and a veteran applaud McCain. Unlike Clinton or any other career civilian politician, I dont think McCain will ever be in a rush to send troops abroad. Certainly not based on anything less than valid actionable intell (ie Mc wont be swayed by an article or op-Ed put out by a think tank).
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Janet Huckabee would no doubt rise to the occasion. An unpretentious neighbor who would chat with you across the back fence, invite you in for coffee.. is that so bad??
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Romney doesn’t pass the beer test because he doesn’t drink beer.
Huckabee goes on Leno and tells stories and jokes around. He is like a poor man’s comedian. Romney goes on Leno and tells a couple funny jokes but then talks about the economy and the campaign. Romney talked about business and issues. A clear contrast between someone who is a good presidential candidate and someone who just wants to be your friend.
McCain does a good job as well. He is funny at times but serious as well. He is friendly with the liberal media and liberal politicians. This concerns many conservatives. McCain was a regular on the Daily Show before the writer’s strike and received the endorsement of the NY times.
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Huckabee is too fun. Fun doesn’t necessarily make a good president. Especially without a solid foundation.
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Dstocker; Gee, I thought Reagan’s big role was “Bedtime for Bonzo”.
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Kyle: I saw Mike Huckabee a number of times during the Iowa caucuses firsthand, and in spite of his charm (and the fact he brought Chuck Norris along with him during one visit) he could convince me that he’s a true conservative.
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Kyle A (7): RobHays, I don’t think I could sit and have a casual conversation with John McCain. I’d have to press him on McCain-Feingold, and I don’t think that would go over very well.
Frank: Good. We’ll tag-team him. When you’re done cramming McCain-Feingold down his throat, I’ll break “closing the gun-show loophole” off inside him.
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And I’ll be standing alongside you guys, waiting until the fireworks are over so I can buy everyone a round of dark beer.
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I agree with Slate: knowing Janet Huckabee makes me like him better. Her take-things-into-her-own-hands approach is just so solid. Of course, her husband needs further national seasoning, so I agree that the right place is the Veep slot.
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