Something light: patches are cool again
When I was in junior high, patches were pretty sweet. Everybody had denim jackets, and everybody wanted them to have patches. In my time, I’ve proudly displayed patches from Ski Santa Fe, from Yellowstone Park Service Stations, and from County Line Hunting Club, which were places where I recreated, worked, and shot animals from time to time (in that order). This light fare from the Times is also about patches, but of a different kind. Black ops patches, which shine a dark light on a dark corner of the nation’s government.
One patch shows a space alien with huge eyes holding a stealth bomber near its mouth. “To Serve Man” reads the text above, a reference to a classic “Twilight Zone” episode in which man is the entree, not the customer. “Gustatus Similis Pullus” reads the caption below, dog Latin for “Tastes Like Chicken.”
Part esprit de corps, part gnosticism, part patriotism, these patches are pretty awesome to look at. And in some ways, they reveal that black ops people are people, too.
In an interview, Mr. Paglen said his favorite patch was the dragon holding the Earth in its claws, its wings made of American flags and its mouth wide open, baring its fangs. He said it came from the National Reconnaissance Office, which oversees developing spy satellites. “There’s something both belligerent and weirdly self-critical about it,” he remarked. “It’s representing the U.S. as a dragon with the whole world in its clutches.”
I think it’d be pretty awesome if I were to do something, one day, that merited a patch like that.




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I’ve always thought patches were tacky.
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Cub Scouts gives out a lot of patches, simply for participation in various activities (selling popcorn, going to camp, going to a baseball game, etc.). They’re not for putting on the uniform, so I don’t know what most boys do with theirs. I’ve saved all the ones he’s gotten in case he ever wants to do something with them, but I’ve wondered why they give so many of them. I guess now I have an idea why.
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I read that article a week or two back. I found those patches disturbingly puerile.
Yeah, I’m a killjoy.
I guess I’m enough of a Tolkien fan to believe that overwhelming power, when it must be employed, should be wielded with sober reluctance, not sneering machismo. It bothers me to think that the “covert ops” ethos of being above all rules extends into a complete dismissal of the value of human life and law.
Doesn’t surprise me, but it bothers me.
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Pauline – there’s actually a vest (I think it’s red felt) that they can put them on. My son collects the Council Shoulder Patches.
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Pauline – I forgot to add that a lot odf people involved in Scouts like to sell and trade patches of all kinds, especially at Camporees and Jamborees.
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I love patches of all kinds and have a friend who makes his living sourcing and selling patches on EBay from all over the world – who would have guessed you can make a living at that. According to him military patches are the best (Israeli ones are very nice), followed by biker patches. I don’t collect them.
The military also has special coins and I do collect them but they are hard to get.
A friend of mine collects poker chips from casinos all mover the world. He called it his retirement fund and he probably has a face value of $100,000 but collector value of 5 times that.
People collect the weirdest stuff
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In the scouts, they call them merit badges.
I had a patch in the Air Force. Wore it on my left shoulder.
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Patches are so cool that now they have medicated patches.
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Peter L,
When I saw the heading on this post that’s what I thought it was going to be about!
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I was thinking of those professor looking patches on the elbows of tweed jackets. Harrison looks like the type who would wear them.
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