Everybody’s talking about high gas prices.  The candidates for president are talking about it, and how mad they are about it, and how they’re going to fix it.  In this op-ed from 12 years ago, during another campaign for the White House, Russell Baker explains that it’s not high gas prices that has him angry.  It’s just gas in general.

Sure I’m mad about the price of gasoline, but what I’m really mad about is having to buy the stuff just to go to the grocery.

I’m mad about the grocery having relocated from just around the corner to three miles away in what used to be a cornfield out in the country. And why? Because the grocer needs 15 acres of parking lot to accommodate cars that have to be driven three miles every time you want a bag of grapefruit and a gallon of milk.

I can relate.  Of course, the op-ed is satire as much as anything, and it doesn’t consider all the benefits of the larger, farther-out grocery store and the fact that cars can take people to jobs they couldn’t get to before, which gives them a quality of life they couldn’t attain before.  But I’m no economist, and I do enjoy being able to ride my bike to church, to the grocery, to work, and to play.  But I cannot.  Without sweating.  A lot.  Because it’s too far.