Me, myself, and my computer game
Slate’s got a late, but very special, issue on procrastination. Very good stuff, including this encomium to the time-wasting computer game called “Solitaire.”
Though on its face it might seem trivial, pointless, a terrible way to waste a beautiful afternoon, etc., solitaire has unquestionably transformed the way we live and work. Computer solitaire propelled the revolution of personal computing, augured Microsoft’s monopolistic tendencies, and forever changed office culture. It has also helped the human race survive innumerable conference calls and airplane trips. If solitaire is not the most important computer program of all time, it is at least in the top two, along with Minesweeper.
It’s the electronic version of taking a smoke break and letting the gears of your brain rest for a moment. In that way, it’s actually a time-saver. It’s also remarkably user-friendly.
The gameplay and aesthetic have remained remarkably stable; a visitor from the year 1990 could play the latest Windows version without a glitch, at least if he could figure out how to use the Start menu. It also remains one of the very few computer programs, game or nongame, that old people can predictably navigate. Brad Fregger, the developer of Solitaire Royale, the first commercial solitaire game for the Macintosh and the PC, told me that his 89-year-old mother still calls regularly to brag about her high scores.
I don’t play it. Do you, and why?




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Don’t Play it. Do people really have time for this nonsense?
Here is a hint. If you find yourself playing solitaire, stop and do anything else that is legal instead.
Unless of course if the other thing you do is writing some prose and then breaking it up into some cool sounding poetry. If you find yourself doing this you are better off playing solitaire
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I always thought Tetris was far more addictive.
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Guilty confession: Yes , I play solitare … It’s a nice “thinking” break.
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I’ve played Solitaire and Minesweeper, but once you’ve figured them out they’re kinda boring- especially minesweeper. I play these instead:
Desktop Tower Defense
Linerider
Make a Flake
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I don’t play Solitaire, but only because I prefer Freecell and Spider Solitaire. And I don’t feel the least bit guilty about it, as long as I keep the time I spend playing it from interfering with getting work done (at home or on the job).
People need ways to relax, which means doing something that doesn’t have to be done. Some people stand around chatting (with or without a cigarette), some people watch TV (if available – some companies keep one in the break room), some people read magazines (personally I think of reading about celebrities as a bigger waste of time). I do puzzles – word puzzles like crosswords and cryptograms, puzzles that require logic (such as Minesweeper or Freecell), at home I like jigsaw puzzles though it’s hard to keep a table clear to work on one.
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Never really cared for solitaire. About two years ago, however, I got hooked on online sudoku. Talk about a time-sucker. I eventually got bored with it, though.
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No time to answer, must get back to Spider…
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How long did it take to get bored with Sudoku, Kristin? I got myself a handheld electronic Sudoku a few months ago, and I enjoy doing one game a night. The easy levels got boring, but the highest level in beginner mode is challenging enough that occasionally it times out (shuts itself off) because I’m taking so long trying to figure out what I can do next. I tried advanced mode, which doesn’t warn me when I’ve made a mistake (usually because I misread a number – even with backlighting it’s not as easy to read as on paper), but by the time it was obvious I had messed up, there was no way to know which numbers I had added since the mistake, so I just quit.
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“Slate’s got a late, but very special, issue on procrastination.” Very funny.
I don’t play any of these, but my dad is addicted to online bridge.
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I usually run quickly thru the games from solitaire to hearts before getting in to serious work or taking a break at home.
Years ago, when I did computer training, we used to have students in beginning Windows classes play solitaire as an exercise. Right clicking, double clicking, and clicking and dragging can be developed and practiced in a fun, non-threatening way.
So, if you’re busted at work, your excuse is that you are not wasting time, you are enhancing your computer proficiency!
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AisleRiot… …kept me up until 11:11 last night
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I play Solitaire while talking on the phone. It giuves the eyes something to do that does not distract from the conversation. I sometimes play Scrabble for a change.
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Yes, I play Solitaire online but then I used to play it as a kid with real cards long before I even knew what a computer was.
When I’m on the phone I do play games. It’s the new form of doodling!
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Tetris . . . fortunately it’s not on this computer. On Solitaire, I limited myself to 100 points, once I got that high, I quit. Until I raised the limit to 500 . . . ! Haven’t dared look at Scrabble.
Most times, the real addiction is WOW.
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Most times, the real addiction is WOW.
Yes!
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Pauline #8:
Once I mastered the easier levels, I tried the more advanced ones, but usually I couldn’t finish without “help.” Thus, I got bored with never being able to finish on my own.
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Computer Solitaire Cheats!
Notice how many times you start out with an entire row of red or black cards. Statistical probability doesn’t permit the array of cards you often start with.
I’m thankful for what I learned from computer solitaire. Never gamble. If I had been playing for real money, I would be thousands of dollars in hock by now.
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Hi Chas,
Welcome home, good vacation?
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Solitaire? Minesweeper? Bah. Computers are for real games, like Half-Life 2 or Oblivion. Anything the average person could do by themselves with no specialized training or expensive equipment… say, for instance, playing a card game that was designed to be played by one person… is a waste of processor bandwidth.
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Thanks Mumsee, I made a comment on Rants & Raves. But I gotta go now.
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