I did not grow up sucking on a silver spoon. More like a rusty spoon. So along the way, I had jobs that built character…and put gas in the tank of my used 1978 Toyota Celica: In Alabama, I was a counter-girl at a now-defunct burger joint called Burger Chef. The claim to fame there was to be able to take orders for a whole busload of people without writing them down. (This came in handy years later when I had to juggle information as an air traffic controller.) (See? One never knows…)

I also waited tables at a little short-order restaurant the size of a trolley car, run by a Canadian chef. It was about like a Waffle House (only smaller and dingier), but the chef claimed to be a Cordon Bleu alum and ran the place with an iron spatula.

As a poor college student, I served cocktails to other, equally poor college students at a bar called “Drayton Place.” (har har) Due to our mutual poverty, I did not rack up a lot of tips, except on quarter beer night. But I did want to burn my clothes each evening since they smelled like the inside of an ashtray.

Speaking of smells: My worst teenage job by far was cleaning the public restrooms at a big county park/campground. But I bet some of you farm-country people can top that. What’s the worst job you ever had?