We Americans may think we know a thing or two about political satire, but we don’t have anything on the Brits. Gerard Baker, the United States editor and an assistant editor of The Times of London, is, as they say, “spot on” in his column today, which chronicles Barack Obama’s world tour:

“And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth—for the first time—to bring the light unto all the world.

“He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media.”

I can’t do it justice in this short post, so read the whole thing here.