No, I don’t think so .. satire is usually funny, or at least witty. Your posts have none of that.

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It’s called Satire. You know, like Stewart and Colbert.

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I hadn’t seen that but will save and add to it. It misses many of the absurdities and upsidedownisms in the McBush campaign narrative.

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If your name is Barack you’re a radical, unpatriotic Muslim.

Name your kids Willow, Trig and Track, you’re a maverick.

Graduate from Harvard law School and you are unstable.
Attend 5 different small colleges before graduating, you’re well grounded.

If you spend 3 years as a community organizer, become the
first black President of the Harvard Law Review, create a voter
registration drive that registers 150,000 new voters, spend 12 years as
a Const itutional Law professor, spend 8 years as a State Senator
representing a district with over 750,000 people, become chairman of the
state Senate’s Health and Human Services committee, spend 4 years in the
United States Senate representing a state of 13 million people while
sponsoring 131 bills and serving on the Foreign Affairs, Environment
and Public Works and Veteran’s Affairs committees, you don’t have any
real leadership experience.

If your total resume is: local weather girl, 4 years on the
city council and 6 years as the mayor of a town with less than 7,000
people, 20 months as the governor of a state with only 650,000 people,
then you’re qualified to become the country’s second highest ranking
executive.

If you have been married to the same woman for 19 years while
raising 2 beautiful daughters, all within Protestant churches, you’re
not a real Christian.

If you cheated on your first wife with a rich heiress, and left your
disfigured wife and married the heiress the next month, you’re a good
Christian.

If you teach responsible, age appropriate sex education,
including the proper use of birth control, you are eroding the fiber of
society.

But, if , while governor, you staunchly advocate abstinence only, with
no other option in sex education in your state’s school system while
your unwed teen daughter ends up pregnant , you’re very responsible.

If your wife is a Harvard graduate lawyer who gave up a
position in a prestigious law firm to work for the betterment of her
inner city community, then gave that up to raise a family, your
family’s values don’t represent America’s.

If you’re husband is nicknamed ‘First Dude’, with at least
one DWI conviction and no college education, who didn’t register to
vote until age 25 and once was a member of a group that advocated the
secession of Alaska from the USA, your family is extremely admirable.

OK, much clearer now

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Get your facts straight. Nancy Pelosi is the highest ranking Democratic woman ever. Remember, she is second in line after Dick Cheney to be President right now, and if the Dems keep the House in November, she will continue to be #2 in line.

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Some were a little disappointing to me, such as this response: As for heaven – I too look forward to wonderful food. All the chocolate I can eat! And I most look forward to no more sickness, sadness and death. I can finally be with my family and loved ones without all these nasty distractions! I hope these are secondary reasons.
Sentimentality is prevalent in our society, and all too many Christians have such reasons for looking forward to eternity. I just wonder if we will even realize who is there, once we will most likely be worshiping at the throne, focusing our attention on the One who died for us.

Footnote: Thank you to all who replied. I figure if unbelievers like Random and Anlir can ask questions of the WMB community, perhaps we Christians should do the same.

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Peter Leavitt’s most trusted source of polling is inTrade.com, and today the numbers have swung a total of 3.3 points further in favor of Barrack Obama as the next President of the United States of America!

woo-hoo!

McCain: down 1.1 points to 46.9

Obama: up 2.2 points to 53.0

Investors are saying Thanks, but no thanks, to John McSame and his deregulation flip flop.

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