Comments on: Vote with your stomach http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/ A forum for discussion of news that arises at the intersection of Christianity and culture. Sat, 21 Nov 2009 14:46:55 -0500 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: opinionated teen http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-350836 opinionated teen Mon, 29 Sep 2008 23:02:22 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-350836 L. O. L. I love it! Let's see, how about chocolates? Obama would be a cordial cherry, a little too sweet to handle, but interesting to have around. Biden would be plain milk chocolate with questionable filling. McCain would be an old classic, dark chocolate with peanut butter inside. Hmm, peanut butter's a little stale... Palin would be something interesting, like a coconut truffle. Order today, and get the exclusive crispy Libertarian nuggets, and the strawberry Communist party chocolates! L. O. L. I love it!

Let’s see, how about chocolates?

Obama would be a cordial cherry, a little too sweet to handle, but interesting to have around.
Biden would be plain milk chocolate with questionable filling.
McCain would be an old classic, dark chocolate with peanut butter inside. Hmm, peanut butter’s a little stale…
Palin would be something interesting, like a coconut truffle.
Order today, and get the exclusive crispy Libertarian nuggets, and the strawberry Communist party chocolates!

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]]> By: TJ http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-350015 TJ Sat, 27 Sep 2008 03:55:48 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-350015 Chalzz, I hear the Biden crackers taste exactly like the Kennedy bread from years before. I mean they taste <i>exactly</i> alike. You can't even tell the difference. It's like they used the same recipe or something. Chalzz, I hear the Biden crackers taste exactly like the Kennedy bread from years before. I mean they taste exactly alike. You can’t even tell the difference. It’s like they used the same recipe or something.

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]]> By: L L Mac http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-349926 L L Mac Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:46:44 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-349926 Mmmm-mmmm! How much for the pizza and salad? I'm surprised no one has mentioned chit'lin's yet. Or waffles. Guess we've already had a bait of those! Concerning the cookies -- would you want to eat the one representing your party or your opponent's? I'd like my donkey tail cookie extra well done, please. And well crumbled. Mmmm-mmmm! How much for the pizza and salad? I’m surprised no one has mentioned chit’lin’s yet. Or waffles. Guess we’ve already had a bait of those!

Concerning the cookies — would you want to eat the one representing your party or your opponent’s? I’d like my donkey tail cookie extra well done, please. And well crumbled.

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]]> By: outkast http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-349907 outkast Sat, 27 Sep 2008 00:01:05 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-349907 Hmm, it appears I'd be a conservative who enjoys wine from liberal states. :) Hmm, it appears I’d be a conservative who enjoys wine from liberal states. :)

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]]> By: chalzz http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-349897 chalzz Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:47:00 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-349897 Presidential menu at the restaurant of your choosing: 1. The Obama Hot Dog This dog is loaded with ketchup, mustard, relish (lots!), onions, salt pork, cheese, chile, and whatever other coverings you can request! Because we have had complaints about this before, we will warn you that once you remove all the toppings, you'll discover only a tiny mini-wiener remains in the bun. This is defintely a show stopper to see though, but very low on substance once you get past all the relish et al so be prepared. For a side we suggest our Biden Low Sodium Saltine Crackers. They are very plain, bland, stiff, and a bit too old for eating actually. But this makes them a perfect accompanyment to the frill filled Obama Dog. We were going to offer our Clintons Very Hot and Spicy Buffalo Wings with the Obama Dog but we realized the two combined would be fighting for your taste buds attention and would not settle very well in your digestive tract. 2. The McCain Loaded Pizza This is our signature item filled with 30 years of experience in pizza making. It is loaded with most of the essential foods necessary for your daily diet. All toppings are applied moderately including the cheese and sauce. The crust is a bit older but it is from a classic crust recipe that you can trust. What you see on your plate is what you will get in your mouth, a good solid slice of pizza developed from years of experience. For a side, we suggest being a little daring and trying our Palin Speciality Salad. It is loaded with all the freshest of vegetables. This salad is a perfect supplement to the McCain Pizza. This combo is truly a meal the entire family can enjoy and feel good about eating. Also, the salad looks great no matter what type of dressing you put on it. You'll love it and your kids will love it too! Presidential menu at the restaurant of your choosing:

1. The Obama Hot Dog

This dog is loaded with ketchup, mustard, relish (lots!), onions, salt pork, cheese, chile, and whatever other coverings you can request! Because we have had complaints about this before, we will warn you that once you remove all the toppings, you’ll discover only a tiny mini-wiener remains in the bun. This is defintely a show stopper to see though, but very low on substance once you get past all the relish et al so be prepared.

For a side we suggest our Biden Low Sodium Saltine Crackers. They are very plain, bland, stiff, and a bit too old for eating actually. But this makes them a perfect accompanyment to the frill filled Obama Dog.

We were going to offer our Clintons Very Hot and Spicy Buffalo Wings with the Obama Dog but we realized the two combined would be fighting for your taste buds attention and would not settle very well in your digestive tract.

2. The McCain Loaded Pizza

This is our signature item filled with 30 years of experience in pizza making. It is loaded with most of the essential foods necessary for your daily diet. All toppings are applied moderately including the cheese and sauce. The crust is a bit older but it is from a classic crust recipe that you can trust. What you see on your plate is what you will get in your mouth, a good solid slice of pizza developed from years of experience.

For a side, we suggest being a little daring and trying our Palin Speciality Salad. It is loaded with all the freshest of vegetables. This salad is a perfect supplement to the McCain Pizza. This combo is truly a meal the entire family can enjoy and feel good about eating. Also, the salad looks great no matter what type of dressing you put on it. You’ll love it and your kids will love it too!

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]]> By: Mickel http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-349883 Mickel Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:47:50 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-349883 Llama - or plastic dog vomit ladled with luke-warm lard and...well, okay, your's was better. Llama – or plastic dog vomit ladled with luke-warm lard and…well, okay, your’s was better.

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]]> By: llama http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-349882 llama Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:43:25 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-349882 Mickel, Didn't you mean crack pipe and a smoke? Mickel,

Didn’t you mean crack pipe and a smoke?

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]]> By: Mickel http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-349875 Mickel Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:07:48 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-349875 Wouldn't that be an egg? Methinks that enterprising Americans are cashing in on the current political season...which is decadent capitalism and completely okay with me. If I was to make a dish inspired by the Big BO it would be pork gravy with a cigarette extinguised in it. It would turn your stomach on the way down and leave you with a bad after-taste. Wouldn’t that be an egg?

Methinks that enterprising Americans are cashing in on the current political season…which is decadent capitalism and completely okay with me.

If I was to make a dish inspired by the Big BO it would be pork gravy with a cigarette extinguised in it. It would turn your stomach on the way down and leave you with a bad after-taste.

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]]> By: Luke http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-349862 Luke Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:25:17 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-349862 PS - If i were going to make a Sarah Palin inspired dish at an Asian restaurant, I'd make it something with fetal chicken! PS – If i were going to make a Sarah Palin inspired dish at an Asian restaurant, I’d make it something with fetal chicken!

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]]> By: Luke http://online.worldmag.com/2008/09/26/vote-with-your-stomach/comment-page-1/#comment-349861 Luke Fri, 26 Sep 2008 21:23:49 +0000 http://online.worldmag.com/?p=17518#comment-349861 Are they the same kind of cookie? Are they the same kind of cookie?

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