State Sen. Ernie Chambers has served a record 38 years in the Nebraska legislature. He has been known to criticize Christians and always skips the morning prayers at legislative sessions. Last year he filed suit against God. According to the Associated Press:

He said God has made terroristic threats against the senator and his constituents in Omaha, inspired fear and caused “widespread death, destruction and terrorization of millions upon millions of the Earth’s inhabitants.”

Yesterday, Douglas County District Court Judge Marlon Polk threw the suit out of court, writing:

“Given that this court finds that there can never be service effectuated on the named defendant this action will be dismissed with prejudice.”

Chambers countered with:

“Since God knows everything, God has notice of this lawsuit.”

Chambers has 30 days to appeal the decision.