Personal Note: The role of nacho cheese in the seasons of life
From the Plaza Level end zone, I hollered myself hoarse at the Chargers game yesterday, mostly with such observations as, “Aw, come ON! Don’t you get paid to CATCH the ball?
But long about the third quarter, I found my attention diverted. A trio of eight-year-old boys had come down from elsewhere in Qualcomm Stadium to claim squatters’ rights closer to the action. In their high voices, they hollered down grade-school-level insults at the highly paid and mainly inept athletes below.
After awhile, though, I noticed the boys huddling with their heads together. One kid had in his hands one of those cardboard fast-food boats that holds nachos. This boat, however, was empty of chips and instead contained only a gooey pool of leftover cheese — and one very unfortunate cricket.
The poor insect was perfectly alive but his feet were stuck in the cheesy swamp. He must have been a pretty brave cricket, I was thinking, to hop around among the feet of 67,000 plus screaming, stomping, and mostly angry NFL fans. Then, to have taken what must have seemed an ordinary hop, and to have landed, of all places, in a cheese lagoon — well, who could have seen that coming?
So while one of the little boys held the boat, the others ooh’d and aah’d over the cricket’s unusual circumstance. And all the bug could do was waggle his antennae and go nowhere — until his post-game burial at the local landfill.
Perhaps he didn’t give up his little insect life in vain, though. Seeing him stuck in that cheesy mire, unable to carry on his life’s pursuits — to grow old with his cricket wife, or perhaps go on to star in a Pinnochio remake — made me wonder what the nacho cheese is in this season of my life.
In what have my rhetorical feet become mired? Is there anything in any area of my life that is keeping me from moving forward? From making the kind of progress I want to make at the rate I want to make it? What cheesy habits, old or new, if I could unstick myself from them, could free me, as Paul told Timothy to better “fan into flame the gift of God”?
In homage to the cricket’s sacrifice, I am cleaning up two pools of nacho cheese in my life:
1) My snooze alarm. It constantly sucks away my morning prayer time because a snooze alarm to me is as a thimble-full of powder to a crackhead: If I hit it even once, I’ll hit it again and again. And, bam! An hour wasted. Ergo, I am going to Target today to buy an alarm clock with no snooze.
2) My ADD tendencies. Instead of buzzing from task to task like a honeybee targeting flowers of opportunity, I am recommitting myself to living more strictly by my Daytimer again. That always makes me more productive.
Of course, I will have to remain vigilant, because the insidious thing about nacho cheese is that it changes with the seasons of life. Sometimes it might be overwork, and at other times laziness, pride, or some productivity-sapping habit that keeps us from excellence. In some seasons, the cheese is an addiction or some other serious sin. And sometimes the cheese is deceptively uncheeselike — a flirtation with sin that seems harmless, but will likely deepen into a killing quagmire.
At the Chargers game, the eight-year-olds eventually lost interest in the cricket’s predicament, and the kid sitting next to me kicked the cardboard boat up under his stadium seat. Later he kicked it out again, stepped in the cheese, then stepped on my foot, leaving a nasty orange smear on my right Ugg boot.
No problem, I told him, smiling: Nacho cheese is washable.




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Hmmmm…
World Mag Blogging is a symptom of a deeper problem.
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MIM,
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Is there such a thing as an alarm clock without a “snooze” button anymore?
I too have a horrible time getting up in the a.m. The solution is to put the alarm clock in a place where you have to get out of bed to turn it off. You’re less likely to go back to sleep. Of course, if the hubby is still sleeping they may get annoyed at the alarm clock wailing until you get out of bed to turn it off.
Since I’m not an a.m. person, I do everything I can the night before, including pulling out clothes I’m going to wear, setting my briefcase and laptop by the door, and packing up anything special I need to take with me the next day. I have it timed down to the minute. I know exactly how many extra minutes I can sleep in and still be on time.
As for a daytimer, if you’re serious about using one, you couldn’t do any better than Franklin-Covey. Their system is great. I used it for several years. Now I just keep an excel spreadsheet for work, and a handwritten list in my briefcase for everything else.
As for those kids “squatting” in the reserved section – admit it, you were a little annoyed, right?
I know because I have reserved seats for baseball, and sometime annoying kids will sneak into the seats around us. Fortunately we have an usher who’s a middle school teacher and she knows how to handle them like a drill sergeant.
I’m sure you’re glad your Chargers won, even if it was against Kansas City and only by 1 point. You’ve been so quiet about them this year that I wondered if you still had season tickets.
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I too have a horrible time getting up in the a.m. The solution is to put the alarm clock in a place where you have to get out of bed to turn it off. You’re less likely to go back to sleep.
I wish I could verify your assertion here, but alas, my current, snooze-enabled alarm clock sits on my window sill, well away from the bed. I can get up, hit the button, and walk back to bed pretty much without interrupting my REM cycle
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As for those kids “squatting” in the reserved section – admit it, you were a little annoyed, right?
Nah, the only time it annoys me is when some obnoxious fans of the other team squat beside us. Don’t like that a bit!
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My first thought was, “What beautiful prose! The grasshopper story was akin to Twain’s The Notorious Jumping Frog of Calavarous County.
My second thought was the same as #1 and #2. Sorry!
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When I first married, I couldn’t understand how my husband could possibly go back to sleep after the alarm went off the first time. I never liked getting up at 6 AM, but I was used to doing it and had no trouble getting out of bed the first time it rang.
Then seven years ago I was laid off, and when I did get a job it was part-time. First as church secretary, then as a bank teller. Neither job required me to be at work at 8 AM, so for the first time in my adult life (other than on vacations and a brief time between jobs when we moved) I was able to skip using the alarm and let the sounds of the rest of the family moving about wake me up.
When I got a full-time job again, I discovered that I was using the snooze button and falling back asleep. At first I could only fall back asleep once, but these days I can hit it at least half a dozen times and go back to sleep quite easily. Sometimes I have absolutely no memory of having heard it the first time.
For a few weeks our new puppy was a very reliable alarm clock, but now if she gets me up at around 2 or 3 AM (which she usually does), she’s in no hurry to get up at 6 AM. So it’s my older son who makes sure I get up, because he wants a ride to school when he has to be there early for a rehearsal for one of his extracurricular choirs.
None of that has anything to do with nacho cheese, which I have never liked. (Though the rest of the family does.) This blog might fit that category sometimes, though lately I spend less and less time here (fewer conversations that seem worth reading through much less commenting).
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I’m an obsessive person, I guess. I used to get up at 5:20 each morning. I drug myself out, had breakfast and was on the beltway by 6:00. The door slaming shut was my wife’s alarm. If I have something to do, I can’t sleep through it. I even get up by 6:00 on the days we go to the gym (MWF).
As for the nacho thing. I went through life just doing my best, getting to be the best I could at what I was doing, and entering every door that was open. When I thought one was open, but wasn’t, I just bounced off and went where I could. It mostly worked.
I almost posted a comment long ago when the thread was about the ministry (not the thread subject, but that’s where it went); I trained for the ministry but didn’t go there. But I went through every door that was open. I typed it out, then, as I do often now, hit the back button.
MIM, blogging is no problem for me. I enjoy it, but it doesn’t interfere with anything important. Reading, perhaps. My biggest problem is Free Cell and the computer is in front of my chair.
Would you believe – and this is a confrssion – I have learned to cheat free cell?
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“Is there such a thing as an alarm clock without a “snooze” button anymore?”
Yes, I was given one by the US Court of Appeals for the Third Circuit.
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I also have a cat who eats at 6 a.m., and if he isn’t fed, he will run over me until I get out of bed. No snoozing there.
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“Would you believe – and this is a confrssion – I have learned to cheat free cell?”
Ok. I’ll bite, why in the world would anyone need to cheat at free cell?
I get too bored with it after the first click.
And how do you cheat at free cell?
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Oh wait. My stupid kicked in. I was thinking of mine-sweeper. Never mind…
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I don’t know how to play mine-sweeper. But sometimes in free cell, you get an impossible hand. e.g. All the aces and duces are hemmed in on the back row. I just minimize it and when I turn my computer off at night, it disappears. It just irritetes me when the computer does that to me. Nobody knows my score but me, if it even mattered.
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Gas station nachoes and toffee coffee from the coffee machine. Yum.
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…they hollered down grade-school-level insults at the highly paid and mainly inept athletes below.
They were obviously referring to the players on my (still) favorite Chiefs (especially the place kick holder). The noive of going for two with a rookie QB! I guess that would be inept coaching.
Was the game that boring for you there in the stands? I enjoyed it until the Chiefs defense gave up the lead (again).
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A GREAT post Lynn. Thanks.
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Thanks, Matt
AND NOW, AN ANNOUNCEMENT: I went to Target and located two alarm clocks with no snooze button. One was a little digital travel clock and the other a big, round, obnoxious-looking analog clock. I was afraid the alarm on that would sound as obnoxious as the clock looked so I bought the travel one.
No snoozing tomorrow!
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analog clocks are annoying — I can hear the second hand move. I once hand an anlog travel clock but was so annoyed when it woke me up in a sleeper car of a train that I threw it against the wall. I missed my stop at Cannes and got off at Nice.
Nacho cheese which mires me down?? … routine, coffee, WMB, obseseive trivial mundane things of life.
And yes its possible for non-morning people to get up walk across the room hit snooze and crawl into bed without missing a beat. Just ask my wife — I’ve been doing it for years.
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You can find a really helpful article on how not to snooze here:
http://www.stevepavlina.com/blog/2006/04/how-to-get-up-right-away-when-your-alarm-goes-off/
I tried it, and it worked!
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You can find a really helpful article on how not to snooze here:
How to Get Up Right Away When Your Alarm Goes Off
I tried it, and it worked!
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I personally have an “internal” alarm clock. If I set my alarm at all (these days I usually don’t), I generally wake up two to three minutes before it goes off, and I turn it off. Even if I’m getting up far earlier than my usual waking time, if I know I have to get up at a given time, I usually wake up within minutes of that time, and frequently on the exact time, even if I haven’t set my alarm. Since I don’t like the sound of an alarm clock (thus the waking up before it), and since an extra nine minutes of dozing that is interrupted by a buzz simply doesn’t sound appealing, the snooze alarm holds no threat to me. Now, one semester in college I did set the alarm at my feet, meaning I had to actually sit up to turn it off (helping me wake up).
I’ll admit, though, one perk of freelance is being able to sleep in till nine o’clock (sometimes later, but I try to be up by 9:00) and setting an alarm only on Saturday night.
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