Joe Biden speaks
Well, the “Saturday Night Live” version of Joe Biden addressed the nation in last week’s episode.
Maybe “Say It Ain’t So” Joe will be the guy for comic fodder in the Obama administration?
Some excerpts:
“I can be as entertaining as Sarah Palin. I can be sassy, I can be unpredictable…the only thing I can’t do is wink.”
Playing off his reputation for gaffes:
“I will be a better vice president than Sarah Palin, just like I would be a better president than Barack Obama. Whoa!”




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Now they do this…
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The have no shame and can never be satisfied.
Well, Obama has no doubt donned his dancing shoes and is handing out candy to the kids in the streets just knowing, since he was elected, the Dow Jones World Sustainability Index crashed to its way low, all time low making Bush look greener than alGore and more like the real messiah
Who would have guessed
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On a more serious note:
The following is my summary of a portion of the book, “My Grandfather’s Son: A Memoir” - by Clarence Thomas.
Clarence Thomas was nominated to serve on the Supreme Court by President Bush. A few days before he faced the Senate Judiciary Committee, Sen. Joseph Biden told Thomas that the hearings were not intended to be an ordeal. Biden assured Thomas that since all nominees are nervous at first, he (as the Committee Chairman) would start the questioning with a few “softballs” that would help him relax. Biden promised Thomas that he had no tricks up his sleeve.
When the questioning began, however, Biden fired a “beanball” at Thomas. Biden dug up some obscure quote by Thomas in a speech four years earlier to suggest that Thomas favors an activist Supreme Court.
Thomas had no recollection of the comment and he clearly pointed out that such a view was never one he held.
Over the next break, staffers looked up the quote and found that Biden had misconstrued it severely out of context. Thomas wrote; “The point I’d been making was the opposite of the one that Senator Biden claimed I had made.”
Thinking of Biden, Thomas recalled the old song by Undisputed Truth called “Smiling Faces Sometimes.” It warned of the dangers of trusting hypocrites who pretend to be your friend while secretly planning to do you wrong.
Thomas wrote; “Senator Biden’s smooth insincere promises that he would treat me fairly were nothing but talk.”
Biden also has a proven history of plagiarism.
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Joel,
CT actually believed what a lefty told him? He had to know better than that.
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Biden has been one of this country’s most egregious and blatant backstabbers, verbally. I still cannot understand how this malicious tongue-tied baffoon ran for the vice-presidency and ALSO his senate seat from Delaware! Joe Biden doesn’t need anybody’s help making him look like a total loser. All he has to do is say something……..ANYTHING.
Thank you Joe, for a potentially fun next 4 years…..
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