“Dear Potential Obama Administration Cabinet Member,” this brief essay reads, “Please complete this form, providing full and honest answers to all questions.” Some of the questions:

3. Who would be most interested to learn that you have flown on Ron Burkle’s private jet with Bill Clinton?
a. The R.N.C.
b. Hustler.
c. The U.S. Attorney General.
d. Hillary.

4. Have you ever socialized with:
a. A Baldwin brother?
b. A Serbian war criminal?
c. A Senate page?
d. Senator Joseph Lieberman?

One of the questions is labeled for “churchgoers only.”

If your pastor has ever used such themes as ‘Most folks are nice,’ ‘Thank God for little puppy dogs,’ and ‘Strawberry socials are the glue holding American civilization together’ as the topic of a sermon, please FedEx his or her name and address to the above address and charge it to the D.N.C.

I wonder who will laugh at that last one.