It reportedly took under 90 minutes for the New York Daily News to “steal” the Empire State Building earlier this week. No, really: It happened. On Monday, the paper filed fake paperwork with the city–complete with a bogus notary stamp.

The office of the city register, upon receipt of the phony documents prepared by the newspaper, transferred ownership of the 102-story building from Empire State Land Associates to Nelots Properties, LLC. Nelots is “stolen” spelled backward.

To further enhance the absurdity of the heist, included on the bogus paperwork were original “King Kong” star Fay Wray as witness and Willie Sutton, the notorious bank robber, as the notary.

“Of course, stealing the Empire State Building wouldn’t go unnoticed for long, but it shows how easy it is for con artists to swipe more modest buildings right out from under their owners,” the paper concluded.

And in case you were wondering, the paper has returned the $2 billion property to its rightful owners.