A segment I love on Saturday Night Live’s “Weekend Update” is “Really?!?” where the news anchors revisit a story from the week and just respond: “Really?”

Not to ruin your Monday morning, but here’s one report from Bloomberg that didn’t help my morning any:

The stimulus package the U.S. Congress is completing would raise the government’s commitment to solving the financial crisis to $9.7 trillion, enough to pay off more than 90 percent of the nation’s home mortgages.

$9.7 trillion?

Now if you read on, you’ll find that a good portion of those trillions is in the form of loans or guarantees, through agencies like the FDIC. So maybe that money won’t disappear into the vortex of government spending.

The pledges, amounting to almost two-thirds of the value of everything produced in the U.S. last year, are intended to rescue the financial system after the credit markets seized up about 18 months ago. The promises are composed of about $1 trillion in stimulus packages, around $3 trillion in lending and spending and $5.7 trillion in agreements to provide aid.

Covering the haggling in Congress over the last couple weeks, I’ve grown numb to the actual figures on the stimulus. Now that I look at the numbers in aggregate – I hardly know what to say, other than, “Really?”