Hair of the dog
As Ponzi-schemer-to-the-stars Bernie Madoff heads to the pokey—perhaps his first use of public transportation in quite some time—let’s pause to consider the mindset that got us here. We can begin with a report in The New York Times that Madoff lured wealthy investors using “the promise of steady, unwavering returns.” That wasn’t the only lure, of course—what really got them drooling was Madoff’s promise that these unwavering returns would also remain unwaveringly high.
Now, I’m no billionaire. I’m not even a millionaire, or a hundred-thousandaire. My household is baby rich, cash poor, with the hope that one of our boys has a phenomenal pitching arm. I never took a finance class, never traded online. However, one thing I did pick up along the path of my cobbled-together financial education is that there are no such things as high and unwavering returns.
Something else I learned is that risk is reward’s ugly sister. You can’t invite reward to your party without risk tagging along. This is why the standard advice—so standard that even a neophyte like me heard it—is that as we age we ought to shift more and more of our savings into safer investments, like municipal bonds and Treasury bills.
Safer means a lower return, though, and for a good many of our fellow citizens that became intolerable in the manic days of the eternal bull market. I know people over 60 who had the bulk of their savings in stocks, or even riskier vehicles. Some of them were banking on ever-increasing home prices to finance a portion of their retirement. To the ranks of millionaires who put their money in ungoverned hedge funds, banks that overleveraged themselves in derivatives, and quick-buck graspers who gambled on Florida vacation homes, we must add a good many average folks who knew better but forgot to act like it.
Don’t get me wrong—had I been in possession of the time and the money, I likely would have made the same mistakes. This is because I, like a good many people, resent the natural economic law that says, quite simply, every mouthful of food has to be grown by someone. There is, in the end, no free lunch—and certainly no risk-free seven-course dinner.
They worst part is that the pain doesn’t fall on the profligate alone. Incompetent Wall Street executives don’t just put overpaid bankers out of work. A good many of us lusted for wealth and comfort these past several years, but a good many more beyond that are in the soup now.
There’s something ironic in urging drunken spending as the solution to ills unleashed by lust for material comfort. Spending is the tonic among the chattering classes—spending by the government (i.e., by our grandchildren) and spending by citizens. Nothing would be better for the economy right now, we’re told, than for everyone to go buy something fancy. Never mind that unwillingness to delay gratification is what got us here in the first place.
I’m not an economist. Perhaps spending an ocean of cash is the short-term solution to our dilemma. But here’s hoping that this catastrophe will make us, in the long run, more prone to save, more willing to live within our means, and less likely to believe that we can have everything while sacrificing nothing.














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I’m guiltily experiencing big-time schadenfreude over the list of otherwise seemingly intelligent folks who were snookered by Bernie. As Dr Phil asks so cogently I now ask them: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
If it sounds too good to be true it probably is.
The amazing thing is in his confession Madoff took great pains to put all the blame on himself. That may be true as well but my understanding was that his wife and sons were eyeball deep in the whole operation. To assume they knew nothing strains credulity, no?
On the plus side, perhaps in those 23 hours of solitary confinemt or Ad Seg, Bernie can learn about the complete forgiveness available from Yeshua Bar Joseph.
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“with the hope that one of our boys has a phenomenal pitching arm.”
Alas, my dad hoped the same as well, but as a lefty I can only hit 65 on the radar gun these days.
Fortunately my power is developing in the softball area…First 2 homeruns over the fence last summer
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The plumber on our new house threw 92 MPH in high school.
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Heh…92mph is great..if you can hit the zone
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Thorn … so you’re one of these ‘leftys’ that NJLawyer is always going on about?
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Ha being lefthanded means I’m in my “right” mind
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Good zinger there Steve…
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On a more serious note, I’m one of those who doesn’t think drunken spending by the government is going to solve the problems. I’m with you there.
If the government targets the troubled assets and takes care of those, then perhaps spending some money there may help.
I doubt seriously that more government spending and government programs are going to stabilize our economy. For the economy to stabilize, people are going to have to have some money to spend. Right now they are over their heads in debt, and have no savings to speak of. National, corporate and individual debt are at an all time high. Given two incontrovertible facts; 1) savings are nil, and 2) manufacturing and businesses have all fled overseas to escape 35% corp taxes, there’s no money to be found to pay back the debt. There’s no good, easy way to pay back the debt, or to back up the debt. There’s no “there” there.
The government spending a ton of money they don’t have and backing it up with taxes they haven’t collected yet, in an economy already in the tank…….
Well. That’s just plain stupid in my book.
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“I’m guiltily experiencing big-time schadenfreude over the list of otherwise seemingly intelligent folks who were snookered by Bernie.” – Sawgunner, #1
Ditto. I’m also amused by the fact that Madoff is a big liberal supporter (McCaslin reported today that Madoff gave $238K to federal candidates, parties and committees since 1991, 88% of it to Democrats) and that most of his investors were of the liberal persuasion.
Like the old adage says, “If it looks to good to be true, it probably is.”.
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My wife looked too good to be true, but she really is that good.
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“I’m one of those who doesn’t think drunken spending by the government is going to solve the problems.”
Amen. And I’m going to get frothingly, reddened-facedly mad at the next politician or economist, from Left or Right, who tells me it’s my patriotic duty to go buy an LCD tv or equivalent action of living beyond my means.
Seems to me the whole crisis amounts to lenders, home-shoppers, investment-sellers, regulators, and vote-seekers refusing to deny themselves those things they cannot afford. If I’m anti-American for wanting off this ride, so be it.
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Good one, Bob. Is that the exception that proves the rule?
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A little comic relief: http://www.hulu.com/watch/1389/saturday-night-live-dont-buy-stuff
With an important lesson!
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She is exceptional.
When I was teaching I had a picture of her on m desk. Kids came up, looked at her and asked the same two questions.
“Who is that?”
“My wife.”
“Why’d she marry you?
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Slow down, SAWGUNNER, you’re winning!
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Normally “You gotta make money to spend money.”
Sometimes “You gotta spend money to make money.”
The government normally does, “You gotta make money to spend money.” (But of course they make money literally by printing it.)
Mike
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Mike,
The government has to steal money from the rich, against their will (but they are in the minority) to give to the poor. So the majority, who is supposed to protect the rights of the minority because they are the only ones who can do so in a representative government based on democratic principles, are actually leading the charge to rape (when it is done against your will) and pillage the minority simply because the majority has poor character attributes are lazy, greedy and evil.
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