Water toys of the wealthy
I boarded a $1.6 million boat a couple of weeks ago and it felt really good. Sitting in the air-conditioned lounge area, I was reminded that this boat sells for more than most people’s lifetime earnings. The 24th annual Palm Beach International Boat Show sailed into West Palm Beach, Fla., the last weekend in March, and I was there for my first look at the water toys of the wealthy. More than 1,000 boats valued at more than $350 million were on display along Flagler Drive and the Intracoastal Waterway.
I was socializing with a group of 20 and 30-somethings who have the capital to drop $2 million on recreational boats. The ethos among those in my age demographic seemed to be this: Do whatever it takes to get people together, have the most fun possible, and do it with the best toys. It was truly one of the few times in my life where I was absolutely speechless in conversation. I was completely out of my element.
During lunch with my wealthier peers I mentioned what “I did.” I tried to avoid it but soon I was asked, “So Anthony, what do you do?” The sighs of “Ahhh, isn’t that cute?” I received after confessing my vocation made me wonder if I said that I was teaching kindergarten. I was also racking my brain trying to figure out how one of my new best friends in his late 20s could afford to scout million dollar boats as a “first boat” because he didn’t “want to get too carried away.” I sat there and chuckled, saying, “Yeah, I know what you mean.”
From what I could tell, plastic surgeons in South Florida must be very, very busy. If collagen were illegal, the police would have needed several buses to remove all the Barbies prancing around in Versace sunglasses and Hermès handbags. I also got the sense that this is a community of people where marriages do not last very long. Or, maybe I simply witnessed a culture where fathers like hanging out with their daughters? At any rate, this is where the beautiful people hang out.
I should have known it was going to be an interesting day when the closest marina parking lot was packed not with middle-class and “new money” cars like Audis, BMWs, and Mercedes Benzes but cars driven by rich people like Porsches, Rolls-Royces, Lamborghinis, and Maseratis. Overall I felt like I was on the set of the 2002 reality TV show Single in the Hamptons.
Many of these people were beyond coveting. One of my friends spoke of people down there not thinking twice about dropping $1,000 to $2,000 per night hanging with friends on the weekends at bars and restaurants. Near the end of my weekend I decided that it is good that I don’t live there. I couldn’t afford it now, and if I was wealthy, I’m afraid the toys might seduce me.
I’m oddly thankful for my negative net worth of $52,000 with my $72,000 school loan constraints. It certainly forces me to keep life simple and makes a community like this only one that I can visit for a few hours a year.




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I suppose this is appropriate:
Proverbs 30:7-9 (New American Standard Bible)
Two things I asked of You, Do not refuse me before I die: Keep deception and lies far from me, Give me neither poverty nor riches; Feed me with the food that is my portion, That I not be full and deny You and say, “Who is the LORD?” Or that I not be in want and steal, And profane the name of my God.
Mike
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Or I suppose:
Philippians 4:11-13 (New American Standard Bible)
Not that I speak from want, for I have learned to be content in whatever circumstances I am. I know how to get along with humble means, and I also know how to live in prosperity; in any and every circumstance I have learned the secret of being filled and going hungry, both of having abundance and suffering need. I can do all things through Him who strengthens me.
Mike
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“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.” – David Lee Roth
I’m thinking about getting a canoe.
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“Many of these people were beyond coveting.”
I like that phrase. I think I would have been right there with you, Anthony. I’ve seen Rolls-Royces and Maseratis at auto shows, but I’ve never really thought about owning one.
I don’t think I could afford the insurance, let alone the car.
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They think being a writer is cute?
Back when I worked in cable TV, I use to tell people I was an internationally known television producer. After all, our signal could be picked up in South American and my name was on the credits if anybody cared to look.
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I dont know anything about yachts or yachting. But I do know un-armed(??) merchant sailors opened up a can o’ you-know-what on some Somali punk pirates.
That crew deserves kudos equal to what we all gave the pilot who safely landed his plane in the Hudson.
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Anthony, before you can pass the test for official membership in this crowd, you must know the difference between a “Porche” and a Porsche.
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Michael Martin:
not to mention Portia (see Fish Called Wanda)
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I had a Porsche once. A 1968 Ossie Blau 912. I really liked that car.
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This kind of lifestyle holds no appeal for me. I have friends who lived in a home that’s about 2700 square feet. Granted, they had four kids, but one was about to head off for college, and the house just seemed unnecessarily large, even “redundant.” (Two of each of several rooms, like two dining rooms.) When they said they were selling, I rather assumed they were saying they didn’t really need that much space, but instead they were going for a house with a similar floor plan that was quite a bit larger. I felt as though we were speaking different languages; I simply have no desire to care for, heat, and pay for that much space! I know that isn’t “luxury” by today’s standards, but in my mind, a ten-year-old simply doesn’t need a 200-square-foot bedroom with her own private bath, and it will make it harder for her in the future to live within her means (since most recent graduates can’t afford much luxury).
So I don’t envy people with such toys. My own hint of greed comes in when I think, “Could you just sit down and write me a check for $100,000? You won’t miss it, and it will help me a lot!”
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Let me guess, Bob. You were having too much fun to remember to check the oil.
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“Could you just sit down and write me a check for $100,000? You won’t miss it, and it will help me a lot!”
Good idea, CHERYL D., but don’t ask them. Tell them. All we’ve got to do is change the “Multiplication amount” in column (b) of the computation worksheet on p. 80 of the 1040 instruction book. They won’t miss it, it will help you a lot, and they’ll respect you.
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That article made every rich person sound like a brat. Most wealthy people are extremely hard working and intelligent. I have worked my ass off my whole life to gain my wealth- it is the same story with many of my contacts http://www.affluence.org
Money does not make us brats- and if we want a big boat then we should be able to spend the money to buy it without feeling like the world is judging us
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we should be able to spend the money to buy it without feeling like the world is judging us
Boo hoo. If you can’t spend your money without feeling like you want to feel, that’s on you, player. Money doesn’t necessarily buy that, of course. On the other hand, send me some of it and I’ll write some posts praising you for your hard work and intelligence, and excellent taste in boats, or whatever you want.
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Samthewill, I didn’t read it that way; I read it as one person who isn’t wealthy visiting what was to him a whole new world, feeling out of his element, and being amazed at some people who took such wealth for granted.
I personally don’t think there’s anything wrong with having nice things. I do think that very few people can make good use of a multi-million-dollar boat, and I personally can’t even imagine owning one. Nor can I imagine owning a huge house–they don’t look “homey” to me.
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BTW, Sam, many poor people are also hard working and intelligent! And I would never, never argue in confiscating rich people’s money. (I’ve argued on this blog against inheritance taxes and against taxing rich people a higher percentage of their earnings.) But it is clearly true that a person who “earns” a million dollars a day isn’t really worth that percentage of difference above a ditch digger who makes a hundred dollars a day.
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