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Whirled Views 12.21

Written by Kristin Chapman

Only four more sleeps until Christmas!

Today’s movie quote (from one of my favorite movie series!): “You listen very carefully to what I’m about to tell you… I remember… I remember everything.”

Whirled Views 11.19

Written by Kristin Chapman

Morning!

Today’s movie quote: “Some people just don’t understand boundaries.”

Whirled Views 10.23

Written by Kristin Chapman

Good morning everyone!

Today’s movie quote: “[Name removed to not give this one away] is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of … indigestion?”

Whirled Views 10.18

Written by Kristin Chapman

Morning!

Today’s movie quote: “I guess sometimes the past just catches up with you, whether you want it to or not.”

Whirled Views 10.3

Written by Lynn Vincent

Must. Have. Coffee.

…okay, just kidding. I’m wide awake. And have been since 4 a.m. Don’t you hate it when that happens?

Today’s movie quote:

“Value this time in your life kids, because this is the time in your life when you still have your choices, and it goes by so quickly. When you’re a teenager you think you can do anything, and you do. Your twenties are a blur. Your thirties, you raise your family, you make a little money and you think to yourself, “What happened to my twenties?”

“Your forties, you grow a little pot belly you grow another chin. The music starts to get too loud and one of your old girlfriends from high school becomes a grandmother. Your fifties you have a minor surgery. You’ll call it a “procedure”, but it’s a surgery. Your sixties you have a major surgery, the music is still loud but it doesn’t matter because you can’t hear it anyway.

Seventies, you and the wife retire to Fort Lauderdale, you start eating dinner at two, lunch around ten, breakfast the night before. And you spend most of your time wandering around malls looking for the ultimate in soft yogurt and muttering “how come the kids don’t call?” By your eighties, you’ve had a major stroke, and you end up babbling to some Jamaican nurse who your wife can’t stand but who you call mama. Any questions?”